Arriba Con Queso

Well the recruiter from TSI Aerospace called me again, he wants to hire me to build some helicopters for Sikorsky, this time he offered me an $11,300 sign on bonus. Yo no creo, I believe I will hold of on moving to where it gets balls cold, I have been in the South my whole life and I like to be warm and sunny. The guy was trying to tell my Philadelphia was only 45 minutes away, like that was really going to win me over. I know what is in Philadelphia, a bunch of uppity Yankee piece of shit turds. My ex-wife is such an selfish, scary beast idiot. I am so glad she is not my problem anymore, yet I long to have my family back, excluding her of course. That big bitch drove me crazy, no shit pill poppin’ crazy. I really shouldn’t, but I feel sorry for that fat stupid ugly motherfucker she married. He has no idea he just married two bitches. The beast told me he was smart, I said what kind of smart person married a fat ugly bitch with two kids less than two months out of a divorce? She had no comment on that one. I met the Mexican girl’s family; they were pretty nice to me. They better had been or I would have called ICE on them. The beast’s mother is a vindictive lady and she is fake as hell. I told her that her daughter was seeing someone else and she said “I raised my daughter better than that”. Well, I got news for you, your daughter is a fat ugly dirty slut, former barracks whore, and your son is a fucking creep. I am ten times the person that that family is, I wish my mom would have said NO that woman is a bitch EJECT, IT’S A TARP!!! The end.

Chicken Licken

What is up niaz? I am kicking it in this hot ass desert. My A/C in the house is broke and shit sucks. I found out my ex-wife is moving my kids to Hawaii and that really sucks ass. I am in some trouble at work, so instead of bending to meet the needs of stupid liberal pussies I am actively looking for new employment. Health wise I am doing fine, I have never been better. I like to go out and shoot innocent animals, here lately I have been trying my hand at calling in coyotes, but have only called one in so far and we missed him when we tried to kill him. Wile E. Coyote don’t fuck around maybe I should dress up like a big ass roadrunner and say meep meep or whatever the fuck that nerka says. I have not been saying to much lately because I usually write when I feel other than usual, which had been usual for quite a while. This one recruiter is trying to get me to work in PA building helicopters for Sikorsky. He is offering a $6,500 sign on bonus and guaranteeing five years of work at 90-100K a year. I don’t know, he told me it was Amish country so I don’t know how much trim I will be seeing. Does anyone know whether or not Amish chicks shave the bush? I am gonna get me one of those Sarah plain and talls, I don’t think they use birth control besides anal sex-natures birth control. I spent over 2 hours behind closed doors last Friday because I made some little bitch butthurt and checked his ass. Now I have to go behind closed doors again today with my site manager and the program manager. My site manager told me to either get along or move along. Well I think I might vote with my feet and move right on along, I ain’t the only one though. There are three other people that are tired of this shit too and they are moving along as well. I met a Mexican girl and she asked me if I was jealous and controlling. I told her that if I was either of those I would still be married because I never paid any attention to what my wife did and never told her what to do. She could come and go as she pleased and I am sure she did just that. That is probably how she managed to get remarried in less than two months after our divorce. The end.