Chicken Licken

What is up niaz? I am kicking it in this hot ass desert. My A/C in the house is broke and shit sucks. I found out my ex-wife is moving my kids to Hawaii and that really sucks ass. I am in some trouble at work, so instead of bending to meet the needs of stupid liberal pussies I am actively looking for new employment. Health wise I am doing fine, I have never been better. I like to go out and shoot innocent animals, here lately I have been trying my hand at calling in coyotes, but have only called one in so far and we missed him when we tried to kill him. Wile E. Coyote don’t fuck around maybe I should dress up like a big ass roadrunner and say meep meep or whatever the fuck that nerka says. I have not been saying to much lately because I usually write when I feel other than usual, which had been usual for quite a while. This one recruiter is trying to get me to work in PA building helicopters for Sikorsky. He is offering a $6,500 sign on bonus and guaranteeing five years of work at 90-100K a year. I don’t know, he told me it was Amish country so I don’t know how much trim I will be seeing. Does anyone know whether or not Amish chicks shave the bush? I am gonna get me one of those Sarah plain and talls, I don’t think they use birth control besides anal sex-natures birth control. I spent over 2 hours behind closed doors last Friday because I made some little bitch butthurt and checked his ass. Now I have to go behind closed doors again today with my site manager and the program manager. My site manager told me to either get along or move along. Well I think I might vote with my feet and move right on along, I ain’t the only one though. There are three other people that are tired of this shit too and they are moving along as well. I met a Mexican girl and she asked me if I was jealous and controlling. I told her that if I was either of those I would still be married because I never paid any attention to what my wife did and never told her what to do. She could come and go as she pleased and I am sure she did just that. That is probably how she managed to get remarried in less than two months after our divorce. The end.