Arriba Con Queso

Well the recruiter from TSI Aerospace called me again, he wants to hire me to build some helicopters for Sikorsky, this time he offered me an $11,300 sign on bonus. Yo no creo, I believe I will hold of on moving to where it gets balls cold, I have been in the South my whole life and I like to be warm and sunny. The guy was trying to tell my Philadelphia was only 45 minutes away, like that was really going to win me over. I know what is in Philadelphia, a bunch of uppity Yankee piece of shit turds. My ex-wife is such an selfish, scary beast idiot. I am so glad she is not my problem anymore, yet I long to have my family back, excluding her of course. That big bitch drove me crazy, no shit pill poppin’ crazy. I really shouldn’t, but I feel sorry for that fat stupid ugly motherfucker she married. He has no idea he just married two bitches. The beast told me he was smart, I said what kind of smart person married a fat ugly bitch with two kids less than two months out of a divorce? She had no comment on that one. I met the Mexican girl’s family; they were pretty nice to me. They better had been or I would have called ICE on them. The beast’s mother is a vindictive lady and she is fake as hell. I told her that her daughter was seeing someone else and she said “I raised my daughter better than that”. Well, I got news for you, your daughter is a fat ugly dirty slut, former barracks whore, and your son is a fucking creep. I am ten times the person that that family is, I wish my mom would have said NO that woman is a bitch EJECT, IT’S A TARP!!! The end.