Drinking and driving
I likes to drink Captain Morgan Spiced Rum and Bud Light beer. I was in a bar called The Western Club and I saw a poster of Bud Man and he had a bottle of Bud, Bud Light, and Bud Dry. I was like you know that poster is old if there is Bud Dry do you negroes remember those commercials? Why ask why, try Bud Dry. I also remember the commercials for Dianetics from L.Ron Hubbard fame. It would ask a question like "are you really real?" then it would say "Read Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard". I can barely remember Bud Man cuz I wasn't old enough to even think much less drink. I agree with Matt Stone and Trey Parker when they made fun of P. Nikkaz "vote or die" campaign. Think of all the idiots watching MTV that have zero clue about how elections work or even what is happening in the world apart from the life and times of Brittney Spears. That is one raggedy bitch. I liked how South Park made fun of "Vote or Die" a colored person is running around rapping vote or die motherfucker, vote or die bitch. Now if I get pulled over after drinking even one beer or some nyquil I am gonna be in trouble. I think the blood alcohol level for a DUI is .06 which is like opening a beer and sniffing it. So if I open a beer or sip on some rum I might as well camp out where I am at because I sure as hell ain't driving. I don't need a DUI or anything like that. I am used to drinking six beers then driving home, but those days are over with. And Arizona is raising the taxes on alcohol how are they going to make more money if they are putting a stigma on everybody that drank one beer and drove. Does the government want everyone on welfare and under the thumb of the legal system, yes they do. I am tired of the gummint trying to control everyone by limiting them. I remember a twilight zone episode were the government tested all kids when they turned twelve and if they were too smart they disappeared. I believe the government prefers dumb people that just nod and go along with everything the government feeds them. Christopher Walken is my uncle. End Rant.
Friday, January 25, 2008
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