Frite Chicken

I loves fried chicken motherfuckers. I am a fried chicken eating motherfucker, motherfucker. I was going to do some primitive survival one weekend out in the desert but I only have one free weekend here in the next several weeks and it is too cold to be running around in the desert naked, and we remembered what happened last time I did that shit...I want to practice making a fire using only stone tools and shit I gather from the Earth (ERF). I have been a good boy I haven't drank that much, flirted that much, or killed any cats in a long time. I don't remember the last cat I killed intentionally, only the accidental ones. I did kill some a kitten this morning in the shower though. Well I didn't kill the kitten, God did, but I was directly responsible for it. If you haven't figured out all these years what I am talking about google "God kills a kitten". Fuck it I started smoking this week. I bought a pack of Newports for a nigger to smoke and I hacked a fucking lung. Why the fuck did I decide to start smoking-that's right I wanted to be a cool motherfucker wif some menthols (memfalls) as you have noticed I am helping to teach you fuckers ebonix so you can understand my native language better. I am not from Africa but as yous may know I am 1/8th black (nigger) so I am classified as black according to the U.S. Census Bureau. Put that in your pipes and smoke it motherfuckers. I also think I am going to quit smoking this week and take up drinking again. Drinking doesn't make me stink -that bad. Unless I pull a three day bender and don't shower and I soak in my own dead brain cells nikkas. I love fried chicken thus I must be black, perfect reasoning. Bitches.