Memories

I have a friend that said I should do a blog about him sometimes, well he done fucked up now. I won't use any real names here to protect the person this story is about. Let's just call him XXX. Now see our friend XXX loves pussy, he can't help it he needs it whenever and however he can get it. They say when you join the Marine Corps they take away your standards and give them back after you get out, well XXX's got lost in supply. I will start with the least crude story first. XXX and my brother decided to go to Club Mercedes, yes that was its real name, and I stayed home for whatever reason with C-Dog to drink. Well at 2am XXX comes in with my brother, but they brought company. My brother had him a little Latina on his arm and she was cute. Well our boy XXX was another story he brought in a forty something Mexican woman that looked like, well do I need to go any further, at least she wasn't fat. You motherfuckers are familiar with taking one for the team right? Well our boy XXX never heard of this concept, to him it was just the thing to do. Well it turns out that this woman was the mother of my brother's conquest. My brother thought XXX was taking one for the team, but XXX had other plans. Boy our boy XXX. In another instance XXX was hunting Indians (Injuns) he liked them big and fat, and can these Indians here get big. Well somehow he got one of these big Indians to fit in a pigeon coop where he proceeded to fucker her. Who the fuck fucks a bitch in a pigeon coop. Now for one of my favorite stories. Our boy XXX likes the black women as well. We brought home one just for him, she was five feet tall in every direction she must have weighed about 300 pounds. Well our boy XXX was in my room with the door closed and I was wondering what he was up too. So me and Jr. decide to bust in real quick and see what was up. As soon as this door opened we see this big naked beast with them legs in the air but we saw no XXX, her side was turned toward us so we could not see between her legs. Just at that moment XXX popped his head out from between this beast's legs. It reminded me of the time I was driving down a country road in N.E. Texas with my then girlfriend Mary Jane and we came upon a dead raccoon laying on its side with its back toward us when I pulled up and flashed my headlights on it a possum popped its head out from where it was eating this dead raccoon. XXX was like this possum eating a disgusting animal. Motherfucker that is all I have to say about that.