Wetbackistan

There was another earthquake last night, it was a 5.0 on the Ritcher scale. I thought the hovel was gonna come apart. Sure, I should move to L.A., they never have earthquakes there. Today was a lax day, I did very little at work even though I still need to be here for two more hours. I need to pack my shit because I am going out of town this weekend. I will be a good boy while I am gone. I use to like to drive fast when I had my five point ohs, yeah I had two of them. They were fast, I drove them alot. My friends all have sports cars and I drive a Volvo that is slow, well I did drive it, but the transmission broke on me. Fuck the Volvo in all its pimping glory. Fuck Mexico! I know it has been a while since I have been on a Wetbackistan kick, but them Mexicans (messins) are driving me crazy with their Spanish and their flour tortillas. Those bean powered motherfuckers are the reason my health care cost so much, them and the fact that everyone sues the doctors, so malpractice insurance premiums get passed on to the consumer-me. Assimilate or die motherfuckers, I shouldn't have to worry about pressing the English button at the ATM, speak English (ernglish) or you don't get any fucking money, wetback. A lot of folx think I am a racist, but since when was Mexican a race? Last I checked it was a nationality. Now negroid is a race of black people (buried word). This race usually enjoys a meal of tasty fried chicken just like I do because I am 1/8th black myself. I also like ham hox, and greens and all that other shit people probably shouldn't eat. How good could a fried chicken diet be? I was going to try a five dollar pizza diet, you know the five dollar pizza from little Caesar's. Anyway the thing is to eat a five dollar pizza everyday and that is all you eat. Not all at once but a piece or two every four hours. I wonder if anyone would actually lose weight or just get high blood pressure from all the sodium in the dough, pepperoni and cheese? Motherfuck it. I say I start a diet where you can kill all the kittens you want guilt free, then eat at the KFC buffet. How many calories do you think killing kittens burns? I say 100 calories an hour.