Valentines day

Today is Saint Valentine’s Day, another day that is a waste of money. Kinda like X-mas except I don't have to buy shit for all my kids. Just think all across this country guys are spending their hard earned money on some undeserving bitch, all in hopes of getting some tang. Guys listen up Mexican hookers are cheaper, and you can throw it in their butt on the first date. Another thing, do you want to be the dumbass that spends mad bank for all that shit to give to some skirt, and then she fucks some other nigga. I ain't Donald Trump, but that sounds like a bad investment. Guys just do the following: Give that girl a puppy, and then she has to put up with that little bastard even if you ain't around. Then that "nikka" that is actually getting the panties will have to deal with your "present". If you can't handle the thought of that other nikka fucking your "investment" just picture your puppy licking his nuts while he is mid-stroke.

If you bitches recognize me from school, I am Tom. Every once in a while I will see some bad ass Mexican girl. You will know if I think you are hot, because I will say God bless Mexico. What has Mexico given us besides cheap labor, women you could eat alive, and burritos; which would leave the woman to do other things with, like making more Mexicans. What is up with wetback bitches, they wear high heels with everything, yall ever notice that. Them Mexican women wear the craziest shit, and they overdress for everything. Man, I am glad I married a white girl. I could not handle having to wait 3 hours on her to get ready to go to Jack in the Box. I do love me some mad hairy wetbax though, almost as much as I like choklit.
The reason the world is fucked up is because Adam just had to taste that sweet, sweet forbidden fruit of Eve. If that dumb ass would have held out Eve would have ate the forbidden banana instead and the world would be upside down. Women would work hard to get men, pay the checks, buy us drinks, but fuck no, that chump ass Adam had to assault that peach. That is the other problem, just like the serpent your woman is always listening to her friends instead of you, you know when she bust out with "well my friends think", knowing damn well her friends are a bunch of sluts just itching to whore themselves out to a chump that drives an Audi and wears boat shoes.

Another thing, women can move up and down the social ladder, it just depends on the socioeconomic status of the penis inserted in her jiz box. Men though; we are fucked, there ain't no Cinderella story for us I don't care how big that jimmy is or how pretty you are, bitches don't marry under their tax bracket. That is why there are so many bitter old bitches, cuz they marry for money and by the time they realize they fucked up, it’s too late to find love. I really hate generic bitches; you know the dime a dozen blonde high maintenance bitch that thinks I am going to buy her a drink in the bar, bitch pleez. I ain't buying you shit, you ain't anything special. No I ain't gay just not a chump. So when a bitch says the good men are either married or gay, she should really say that the men that don't want me are smart and I am just butt hurt cuz I am a stupid gold digging generic bitch. I just want to bust a nut in the hair of bitches like that. I was eating some Vienna sausage with hot sauce today, and later rubbed my eyes and that shit burned like a bitch.